September 14th, 2008

I did it again.
Highlights include a 33-year-old high school cheerleader, a philandering minor-leaguer, and a cheating primer. We also completed our own little bit of journalism wherein we listen to Jessica Simpson sing.
As always, our SPORTSbyBROOKS content appears on the right. Look for a very special podcast next weekend and perhaps a bit of blogfoolery.
UPDATE: Hells yeah.
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August 25th, 2008

We were busy last weekend.
We really enjoyed talking to Lindsey Dolich, even though we had to speak ill of her employer in the same breath. We marked the scourge of Barry Bonds, enjoyed a basketball game greatly, and wondered aloud about Jessica Simpson. We also indulged ourselves more than a bit.
In the interest of full disclosure, we also were kind of an idiot.
Then we closed out with Allan Sherman, which all good weekends should.
Thanks to all of you that checked in with tips, comments, and encouraging words. We’ll take that every weekend and twice on Sundays. We’ll check in later this week with news about our next liveblog. Excelsior!
Tags: deadspin
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August 16th, 2008
We’re back.

We just dropped a four-spot on SPORTSbyBROOKS and will return tomorrow for more tasty tidbits about Beijing bound to give you the revenge of Confucius. Also, we did a drop (radio term!) for the Treehouse Fort last week and snuggled a piece or two into the Big Tilde family of posts during our absence. All of this can be spotted on the right, as per the norm.
We may try to post a few items during the next week, but that’s to be determined. We’re a fair blogger, but this fucking heat is making us absolutely crazy.
Finally, we don’t think we’re giving too much away at this point to note that next weekend will involve posting for our new gig. You may have heard something about it.
Thanks to all for your patience; we’ll get this fridge chilled to the appropriate extremity-threatening temperature shortly.
Tags: american hegemony with more cornpipe
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August 10th, 2008
Spotted in the on-deck circle just before spontaneously combusting.

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July 25th, 2008
Oh, you know; just hangin’ with J.D. Salinger. Kickin’ it.

Sorry about the Ice Machine’s disappearance; we had to take it back to the store. Apparently, you have to feed it water to make the ice. That seems an awful lot like work to us.
Also, we’re undergoing a few changes around these parts. For example, these aren’t going to be our parts for long. We’re taking a new job and moving across the country in the next few days. Therefore, we’ve taken a bit of a hiatus from blogging. However, we’ll be back soon enough. (After all, we’ve got Deadspin duty in August.)
What will this mean for your friendly neighborhood blog-slinger? More weekends, probably, and fewer weekday gigs. It also probably means a different focus for this here blog. The Ice Machine came about from leftover links from daily SPORTSbyBROOKS searches. We won’t have as many of those anymore, so no more Ice Machine. (Told you it sounded like work.)
That’s all TBD, though. We’re still sorting all of this out (not to mention the cross-country caravan et al). Until then, you can still find us in a few watering holes. We’ll be posting to The Big Tilde soon enough. We’ve been doing podcasts; there’s one more tonight before we take a couple weeks off from that as well. We also did another Voodoo Sabermetrics for Babes Love Baseball today. (Please check this out; this feature is one of our favorite writing tasks.) Our Twitter gets the occasional quick hit as well.
Thank you for your patience; we’ll be back up and snarking soon enough. Stay tuned, true believers!
P.S. We love videos.

Tags: disappeared blogger, invisible man, recluse blogger is redundant
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July 1st, 2008
Ice Machine’s still busted, but we did a very silly thing today in a different place.
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June 30th, 2008

Ice Machine’s busted. (Not the site, just the feature.) Moose out front should’ve told ya.
No word on when it will return. Until then, we posted a lot on SPORTSbyBROOKS over the weekend (and did two very silly pieces today) and will have a very special treat or two tomorrow, including actually showing up for a podcast.
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June 25th, 2008

Here’s a clear shot from the daily Ice Machine, with crystal blue linkage of stories that will refresh you during your lunch break (where the heat lamp is on):
[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lG9F3bN5kY]
Our Question of the Day (flame-broiled your way): Will our Derrick Rose jersey make us look fat?
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June 24th, 2008

Here’s a clear shot from the daily Ice Machine, with crystal blue linkage of stories that will refresh you during your lunch break (wherein you share a corned beef sammich with the dog):
[youtube:http://youtube.com/watch?v=5XRisBy7k70]
- And now… just on so many levels, missing the point with the counterpoint (don’t listen for long; we need you back tomorrow):
[youtube:http://youtube.com/watch?v=CgC6amzVnt4]
- In other news, we’re old. We’re so very, very old.
Our Question of the Day (just before naptime): Do you remember when they used to show baseball during the day? Yeah, that would be useful right about now.
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June 23rd, 2008

Here’s a clear shot from the daily Ice Machine, with crystal blue linkage of stories that will refresh you during your lunch break (mutualism with brown sugar):
- We’re not sure which one convinces us more that youth sports are a fundamentally cursed exercise: parental cat fights or stealing cash from little kids.
- Fake, yes, but no less full of awesome.
- Also somewhat full of fake, but supersaturated with awesome: Phil Rosenthal. We’re gonna miss him when Sam Zell has him executed at dawn.
- And just remember that we humble bloggers are nothing without you glorious readers; it’s symbiotic!
[youtube:http://youtube.com/watch?v=8YKAalZAqO4]
Our Question of the Day (blasphemy edition): We saw a “W” car flag today, signifying a Cubs win. Should we tear off the flag, tear off the flag and stomp it into pieces, or jam a Lakers car flag into the end that doesn’t have the “W” flag in it? (Seriously, people, we’re inching closer here. Keep the pH level balanced. No douching it up.)
Tags: douching it up
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