Starting Monday, yours truly will participate in a weekly podcast with host Matt Sussman (of “T.J. Hooker” fame) on all facets of sports under the Blogcritics Sports banner. As a special treat, Matt and I have put together a brief behind-the-scenes look of what that will be like. Enjoy!
~ Tuffy$ the knicks (salary) page
~ Tuffy$ that’s just funny.
~ Tuffy$ they don’t get under the cap until 2009 (my estimate of the increase in the cap) and not significantly until 2010
~ Sussman$ I closed the window. is louis orr still on the payroll?
~ Tuffy$ no, but louis pasteur is
~ Tuffy$ BAM
~ Sussman$ then how come the season is already spoiled
~ Sussman$ WHACK
~ Tuffy$ the heat is on now
~ Tuffy$ THWAP
~ Sussman$ they already finished their game tonight
~ Sussman$ ZONK
~ Tuffy$ they were finished a long time ago
~ Tuffy$ SLOSH
~ Sussman$ the day they expanded in to the league
~ Sussman$ DOUBLE-A-BEEP-BEEP-M-C-O
~ Tuffy$ the day shaq’s waistline expanded into duval county
~ Tuffy$ AND BINGO WAS HIS NAME-O
~ Sussman$ when shaq becomes a police officer, will he still receive disability for a big toe injury?
~ Sussman$ AH-OOOH, WEREWOLVES OF LONDON
~ Tuffy$ only if he stubs it while putting it up jason williams’ ass
~ Tuffy$ SLAM! DAH DAH DAH – DAH DAH DAH – LET THE BOYS BE BOYS
~ Sussman$ he did nothing wrong, it was jayson who killed that … oh, wait … the white one. yeah, I can picture that
~ Sussman$ LEEEEROOOY JENNNKINSSSS
~ Tuffy$ what can i say? shaq hates bad journalism almost as much as he hates decent acting
~ Tuffy$ I AM THE MODEL OF A MODERN MAJOR GENERAL
~ Sussman$ why not get both and just arrest mark schlereth
~ Sussman$ OOKA CHAKA OOKA OOKA OOKA CHAKA OOKA OOKA
~ Tuffy$ so does mark schlereth refuse to talk to himself?
~ Tuffy$ YOU PUT THE LIME IN THE COCONUT AND DRINK THEM BOTH UP
~ Sussman$ you could put anyone behind schlereth and they could analyze for at least 1000 minutes
~ Sussman$ DO WAH DIDDY DIDDY DUM DIDDY DO
~ Tuffy$ except brian griese
~ Tuffy$ AH HUH AH HUH AH HUH GOD DAMN
~ Sussman$ do the broncos have a mold of elway they size all prospective quarterbacks in before they sign them?
~ Sussman$ RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING BANANAPHONE
~ Tuffy$ yes, but they make the same mistake they made with the original: they keep filling it with coors
~ Tuffy$ WHO’S YOUR FRIEND WHEN THINGS GET ROUGH? H.R. PUFNSTUF
~ Sussman$ no, I’m pretty sure kerry collins plays for tennessee
~ Sussman$ COME AND KNOCK ON OUR DOOR (COME AND KNOCK ON OUR DOOR)
~ Tuffy$ playing what? freeze tag? that would explain his mobility.
~ Tuffy$ MANAH MANAH
~ Tuffy$ MANAH MANAH
~ Tuffy$ MANAH MANAH
~ Tuffy$ MANAH MANAH
~ Sussman$ if I don’t end this now, nobody ever will
~ Sussman$ INSERT COIN
~ Sussman$ 9
~ Sussman$ 8
~ Sussman$ 7
~ Sussman$ 6
~ Sussman$ 5
~ Sussman$ 4
~ Sussman$ 3
~ Sussman$ 2
~ Sussman$ 1
~ Tuffy$ we would also have accepted
~ Tuffy$ 3! 2! 1! contact!