The New York Times found a Chelsea fan from America to write about the African Cup of Nations for their soccer blog. While their taste in sports fans clearly has to be questioned, it did lead to this discovery:
FanMilk apparently gives Michael Essian everything he needs to keep Chelsea safely behind Man U and Arsenal. If this were true for everyone, Jose Lima would still pitch in the major leagues.
You guys will come up with any story to post that photo.
Honestly, I was torn between this pic or Morganna. I kinda regret not going with the other one. Oh well; live and learn.
Jose Lima doesn’t need to pitch in the major leagues anymore.
And we do need Morganna to return, right? See, I think I went the wrong way here.
Though, to be fair, I think we’re all winners here. Except Jose Lima.
You meant especially Jose Lima.