Theme: ESPN products found at the Undisclosed Location.

Take a roll in the ESPN hay with me after the jump…

The hated rivals of the Mighty Ducks.

Dana, if you’d just used the branded glasses, you would still be a corporate citizen in good standing.

However, I would have loved you forever if you used this glass.
Tags: disney, espn, merchandising
No female human can compete with that toon.
Then, to make it patently unfair, use Kathleen Turner’s voice when you drink, Dana.