The Brooks Really Brought the Room Together

March 31st, 2008 by Tuffy

Today in Tuffy History:

• I read Bug Selig’s mind.
• I remember Malik Sealy on a sad day.
• I roll my eyes at Toronto FC’s piss-poor pissing.
• I really can’t believe how trite these sex scandals are becoming. Who writes about Nazis anymore?  Even Indiana Jones doesn’t fight Nazis anymore.

Tonight on the Treehouse Fort, we talk Frozen Four with Geoff from Hoover Street Rag and hit baseball’s opening day with Alex Remington of Chop-n-Change and the Huffington Post.

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March 31. All Day.

March 31st, 2008 by Tuffy

Dear MLB.tv,

It’s today now. Games start in an hour. I know you’re still technically on the level if you ship it at 11:57 pm ET, but I kinda wanted the new toy in time for today’s contests. There’s going to be a bit of a download glut now.

So, uhm, thanks and we love you and all, but gimme. Thanks.

Love,

Americans for the Right to Watch Six Baseball Games at Once on Our Computers Without Causing Them to ‘Asplode (ARWSBGOOCWCTA)

P.S. I know you’re working on it. Much love. Still… gimme.

UPDATE: Squee!  7 pm ET and the world is right again.  I will see all of you again in October.  ish.

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Weekend Brookery

March 29th, 2008 by Tuffy

Today in Tuffy History: All day, baby!

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Brookeration

March 28th, 2008 by Tuffy

Today in Tuffy History:

• Pandering
• Pondering
• Panicking
• Pacmanning

Tonight on Treehouse Fort: Free skate.  Free skate.

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Let It Brooks, Let It Brooks, Let It Brooks

March 27th, 2008 by Tuffy

Today in Tuffy History:

• Star Wars and sports collide
• Michael Jordan sighs in relief, checks Rolodex
  
• NASCAR fans fume
• Nationals whistle in the dark

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Brooksies McBrookerson

March 26th, 2008 by Tuffy

Today in Tuffy History:

• Davidson’s a party school, oui?
• Paul Newman’s a helluva actor.
• The kid that loves hockey: here he is.
• Lance Armstrong has different priorities than his ex-wife.
• Gary Thorne: Moron.

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Blogs Robinson

March 25th, 2008 by Tuffy

Today in Tuffy History:

• English soccer players like it when other people can’t use their hands, either.
• Last chances: Dusty Baker, Kerry Wood, Jim Hendry.
• AI needs to send ‘Melo over to discuss snitchery.

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Flashback: Opening Day and Second Base

March 25th, 2008 by Tuffy

Previously in Tuffy History: Since MLB is open for business as of BFI a.m. this morning, I humbly link to my serious scientific study of baseball and breasts first posted in 2007 for those who are new around these parts. I hope to make both a yearly tradition.

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Defending Your Blog

March 24th, 2008 by Tuffy

Today in Tuffy History:

• Elisha is growing on me.
• Dustin Pedroia is some kind of fungus.
• Tigers can kill.  So can pizza.
• WAAAAAAH.

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Brooks for Bloglio

March 24th, 2008 by Tuffy

Friday in Tuffy History:

• I’m not obsessed with the Red Sox; why do you ask?
• I’m not obsessed with Tiger Woods; why do you ask?
• I’m not obsessed with Barry Bonds; why do you ask?
• I’m obsessed with partial nudity; thanks for asking.

Tonight on the Fort de Treehouse, Matt Sussman and I obsess relentlessly about our brackets before moving on to the NL West with Dexter Bustarde from Gaslamp Ball and WCK (InjuryRate) from FanIQ.

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