…barely beating out “Branding the horrific massacre of Israeli athletes as ‘Best Damn Shocking Moment #1′” as the Best Damn Shocking Moment in sports history.
Here’s a hint to Fox Sports and anyone that buys their ultra-cheap clip shows: if you can hear the crunching of dry and brittle bones on each thrust, you should probably get off the corpse.

I was routing for Nero’s feeding of Christians to the lions in 64 AD to take first place.
If there has been a Steadicam present, you would have taken the pot home on that one.