“And I used to sit with (Manny Ramirez)… the benches here in Cleveland – you are able to sit on different levels and he would sit between my legs and I would kinda rub his shoulders and we would watch the opposing pitcher warm up and talk about how he was going to be attacked.”
- Orel Hershiser, 4/14/08, Monday Night Baseball
Tags: cleveland indians, indian rub, manny ramirez, orel hershiser

Hands down, this just cornered the coveted Hershiser-Ramirez slash fiction market.
Cornered it in a circular room, maybe.