Archive for April, 2008

The Jerk!

Wednesday, April 16th, 2008

Seriously, what did I ever do to Steve Martin?

For the record, this isn’t funny at all. I really did have to pee.

(H/t: The esteemed J-No)

 

Today Is Brooks Day; Today Is Brooks Day

Tuesday, April 15th, 2008

Today in Tuffy History:

Also, I stole wrote a poem for the Big Tilde.

Also, the AP took a picture of my crotch.

You May Want to Rephrase Before We Move On

Monday, April 14th, 2008

“And I used to sit with (Manny Ramirez)… the benches here in Cleveland – you are able to sit on different levels and he would sit between my legs and I would kinda rub his shoulders and we would watch the opposing pitcher warm up and talk about how he was going to be attacked.”

- Orel Hershiser, 4/14/08, Monday Night Baseball

Brookseration

Monday, April 14th, 2008

Today in Tuffy History:

Also, Treehouse Fort led to great baseball discussion about fandom and Nationals Park.  Really, they went together.  Somehow.

Detrius from Augusta

Monday, April 14th, 2008

I never got a chance to use this in Masters coverage Sunday, but it seems a shame to waste it:

Better luck next time, Tiger.

Sunday Selections

Sunday, April 13th, 2008

Golf fans? I’ve posted a bit of fluff at In the Weeds and will poke around the Sunday livebloggery.

AL Central fans? I’ve written something of a photo essay about being at Gavin Floyd’s near no-hitter on Saturday for The Big Tilde.

AL East fans? Check in tonight at 8 pm ET for the Sports by Brooks Yankees-Red Sox livebloggeration. As always, it’s more fun when you’re there bringing me drinks and more guacamole and such.

UPDATE: Live blog link. Come have fun!

Brooks’ Gal Friday

Friday, April 11th, 2008

Today in Tuffy History:

Also, I talked about a non-existent event at The Big Tilde.

On the Treehouse Fort, Sussman and I just shot the breeze.  It was very relaxing.  I recommending putting a bullet into any local wind you can.

This weekend’s plans: look for Masters commentary, Red Sox-Yankees liveblogging, and a surprise tomorrow night.  The Tuffy Media Empire never rests.

Into the Brooks Once More

Thursday, April 10th, 2008

Today in Tuffy History:

Also, this is the best summary of the newfound animosity between the Chicago Fire and the New York Red Bulls. Then again, what do you expect from Ives Galarcep?

Start Brookin’ the News

Wednesday, April 9th, 2008

Today in Tuffy History:

Brooks Are Go!

Tuesday, April 8th, 2008

Today in Tuffy History: