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The Jerk!

April 16th, 2008 by Tuffy

Seriously, what did I ever do to Steve Martin?

For the record, this isn’t funny at all. I really did have to pee.

(H/t: The esteemed J-No)

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Today Is Brooks Day; Today Is Brooks Day

April 15th, 2008 by Tuffy

Today in Tuffy History:

MLB loves Jackie Robinson thi$ much.
Don’t piss off Howie Schultz.
No one kicked Kevin Costner’s ass. This is a HUGE letdown.
David Beckham is rubbish.

Also, I stole wrote a poem for the Big Tilde.

Also, the AP took a picture of my crotch.

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You May Want to Rephrase Before We Move On

April 14th, 2008 by Tuffy

“And I used to sit with (Manny Ramirez)… the benches here in Cleveland - you are able to sit on different levels and he would sit between my legs and I would kinda rub his shoulders and we would watch the opposing pitcher warm up and talk about how he was going to be attacked.”

- Orel Hershiser, 4/14/08, Monday Night Baseball

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Brookseration

April 14th, 2008 by Tuffy

Today in Tuffy History:

Also, Treehouse Fort led to great baseball discussion about fandom and Nationals Park. Really, they went together. Somehow.

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Detrius from Augusta

April 14th, 2008 by Tuffy

I never got a chance to use this in Masters coverage Sunday, but it seems a shame to waste it:

Better luck next time, Tiger.

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Sunday Selections

April 13th, 2008 by Tuffy

Golf fans? I’ve posted a bit of fluff at In the Weeds and will poke around the Sunday livebloggery.

AL Central fans? I’ve written something of a photo essay about being at Gavin Floyd’s near no-hitter on Saturday for The Big Tilde.

AL East fans? Check in tonight at 8 pm ET for the Sports by Brooks Yankees-Red Sox livebloggeration. As always, it’s more fun when you’re there bringing me drinks and more guacamole and such.

UPDATE: Live blog link. Come have fun!

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Brooks’ Gal Friday

April 11th, 2008 by Tuffy

Today in Tuffy History:

Screw Comcast.
Screw staph.
Screw witch hunts.
Scr… erm, good day, fine wrestling gentlemen.

Also, I talked about a non-existent event at The Big Tilde.

On the Treehouse Fort, Sussman and I just shot the breeze. It was very relaxing. I recommending putting a bullet into any local wind you can.

This weekend’s plans: look for Masters commentary, Red Sox-Yankees liveblogging, and a surprise tomorrow night. The Tuffy Media Empire never rests.

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Into the Brooks Once More

April 10th, 2008 by Tuffy

Today in Tuffy History:

Red Sox fans are growing too cute by half. (And not in the good way.)
Gene Orza is fascinated by Richard Nixon. (Naturally.)
Gilbert Brown runs out. (Or I think that’s running.)
Toronto’s sports fans are starting to gain a reputation. (And not in the good way.)

Also, this is the best summary of the newfound animosity between the Chicago Fire and the New York Red Bulls. Then again, what do you expect from Ives Galarcep?

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