The Collected Works of Tuffy History Today:
- Theo Epstein will rule the world
- Star Jones and Dwyane Wade, which I revive with a secret of my own
- Naughty, Naughty Joe Buck and Tim McCarver
- College kid snaps, wounds one (potted plant)
I measure the hardness of Lastings Milledge for Babes Love Baseball and check in on The Big Tilde himself. I’ll also be castin’ the pods tonight. No rest of the wicked. Or me.
I’m just here, LIGHTING YOUR FUCKIN BLOG ON FIRE!!!
T – O – R clapclap O – N – T clapclap OOOoooOOOoooOOOooo T – F – C clapclap
I did ask for it.
(Toronto FC blows. Blooooooooooows. Huffs, puffs, and blows.)