Video of Aliens Found: Refrigerator Logic Exclusive!

June 2nd, 2008 by Tuffy Posted in nonsense |

Apparently, the same yutz that wants to start a special city commission in Denver to track and prepare for the the coming alien menace has video of an alien peering through a window of a rural Nebraska home a few years ago:

We, of course, see an uptick in Punisher T-shirts sold in rural Nebraska a few years ago and a trespassing charge for watching teenage girls undress in their own homes.  

(Considering the demographics of this blog, we expect that young man is reading now.  Hey, Ryan!)

We’re, howyousayinyourhumantongue… unconvinced.

However, this may also be because we have seen video evidence of alien life ourselves with much more clarity than any grainy CCTV footage could provide.  We have brought this video to you at great personal risk from a powerful cabal whose sole purpose is to prevent us from delivering this to you.  Look quickly before it disappears forever, along with us:

That shady cabal, of course, consists entirely of NBA lawyers.

(… that I’m open!  Throw it here!)