Tuffy’s Refrigerator Logic

Here’s a clear shot from the daily Ice Machine, with crystal blue linkage of stories that will refresh you during your lunch break (voted Best Ice Machine for 1934, 1976, and 2001):

• “Newest Club Drug: Preparation H”.  We did the same when we went for 12-hour World of Warcraft sessions, but we didn’t know we were trendsetters.  (We’ve said too much.)
• Chicago tries to make the cut for the 2016 Olympics today.  More on this tomorrow.
• Big Papi’s injury explained using Pikachu.  It works.
• Take a canvas bag to Beijing because it just became more strident than your local Whole Foods.
• Why do northern Illinois police persecute Bob Avellini so?  It’s not that he’s a drunk driver; it’s just hard to hold the wheel with stigmata.
• Make your “Moons Over My Hammy” joke at your own risk.
• Adam Frey is cancer-free.
• Your putrid image of the day: Sam Zell must get a weak little erection every time he thinks up a new way to outsmart the IRS.  That might explain why the tiny prick won’t shut up about his brilliance.
• And since this is our blog and we can indulge however we want, here’s video of Shawn Kemp at that tournament we pictured recently:

And the Question of the Day (which pre-supposes that Joba gets three days off between starts): Did watching Joba Chamberlain start last night cure your herpes?  Uhm… cause we’re just curious.  For a friend.  That we know.  Yes.

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