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Why We Watch – 2008 Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim

Tuesday, March 4th, 2008

There’s 200 days or so of baseball to come this season and it can be quite intimidating to jump into the deep end of the baseball viewing pool.

To help, Refrigerator Logic is providing a list of reasons to watch every Major League Baseball team for the 2008 season. Anyone that’s read all the team lists should be able to pull up the MLB schedule on any day in early June and find reasons to enjoy any contest on the board that night.

Please join in the comments to add your own reasons. Tell everyone why your team is worth three and a half hours of their lives on any given day. Make us care and we’ll be there with a tasty beverage and an appreciation for what you feel each time your team takes the field.

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Transactional Analysis

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These two gentlemen either have an odd sense of fashion or $112 million of Arte Moreno’s money. (Then again, that’s the kind of money that allows your fashion sense to be labeled “eccentric” and not “homeless chic”.)

Torii Hunter’s 5 yr/$90m contract brings his Famous Proven Veteran persona to the Angels, effectively replacing Career Year Wonder persona Gary Matthews, Jr. Both men are wildly overpriced, but this isn’t a concern for baseball fans; Arte can cover the financial bill.

More importantly for viewers, Hunter’s an entertaining player and person. He’s still got enough speed and savvy to track down balls in center and the flair to make it look oh so pretty. He may spend an awful lot of striking out, but one can forgive Moreno for taking a gamble (though one may also wonder why Andruw Jones wasn’t worth the same gamble for fewer years).

The fine fellow to his left is World Series Champion persona Jon Garland, acquired from the White Sox in an exchange of expiring contracts.  He may be only a third starter these days, but he fills a need better than the exiting Orlando Cabrera.  On the other hand, Cabrera was well-liked ’round these greater Los Angeles general area parts and Garland will be expected to succeed immediately.

In both cases, the cost for Moreno will come more from his ego than his wallet.  If another offseason of expensive acquisitions fails to push the Angels out of the first round of the AL playoffs, his ego may have finally written a check that his bank account can’t cash.   Watch to see how both men handle the pressure and the effects of aging on their skills. (more…)

Why We Watch – 2008 Chicago Cubs

Monday, March 3rd, 2008

There’s 200 days or so of baseball to come this season and it can be quite intimidating to jump into the deep end of the baseball viewing pool.

To help, Refrigerator Logic is providing a list of reasons to watch every Major League Baseball team for the 2008 season. Anyone that’s read all the team lists should be able to pull up the MLB schedule on any day in early June and find reasons to enjoy any contest on the board that night.

Please join in the comments to add your own reasons. Tell everyone why your team is worth three and a half hours of their lives on any given day. Make us care and we’ll be there with a tasty beverage and an appreciation for what you feel each time your team takes the field.

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It’s Our Anniversary

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Twenty years ago, three men not named Tony put together a little band in Oakland that had a few R&B #1 hits and a few top 10 singles. Their infectious beats, snarky lyrics, and soulful grooves set a high standard for their contemporaries.

Twenty years ago, Don Zimmer led the Chicago Cubs to a 77-85 record in the NL East, good enough for fourth place. The team boasted six All-Stars, including the immortal Vance Law, yet could not produce a winning season for the fourth consecutive year. This marked the Chicago National League Ball Club’s eightieth year since their last World Series victory.

In 2008, there is a distinct lack of banners, parades, and commemorative bobbleheads in Chicago to mark the 100th anniversary of that 1908 triumph. (Well, not on the North Side, at least.) Still, you can expect every national announcer to mention this ignoble achievement during each Cubs broadcast.

If we’re supposed to believe men that have been selected over time for the ability to succeed at the highest level with extraordinary amounts of stress heaped upon them by their loved ones and authority figures could suddenly seize up when faced with a fastball in September, you can only imagine the size of the ham sandwich the Brewers must be building for the Cubs to represent the choke job required to lose the division in their hundredth attempt.

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Good thing Prince Fielder’s a vegetarian now.

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Why We Watch – 2008 Atlanta Braves

Friday, February 29th, 2008

There’s 200 days or so of baseball to come this season and it can be quite intimidating to jump into the deep end of the baseball viewing pool.

To help, Refrigerator Logic is providing a list of reasons to watch every Major League Baseball team for the 2008 season. Anyone that’s read all the team lists should be able to pull up the MLB schedule on any day in early June and find reasons to enjoy any contest on the board that night.

Please join in the comments to add your own reasons. Tell everyone why your team is worth three and a half hours of their lives on any given day. Make us care and we’ll be there with a tasty beverage and an appreciation for what you feel each time your team takes the field.

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Reunion Tour

This is the year of the homecoming Brave. In an unexpected move, the Braves invited Javy Lopez to camp. Lopez came in this spring with a story of hope about committing himself to his catching prowess in the offseason and hoping to back up Brian McCann this year. Braves fans could not be more thrilled to see him again in the ol’ warpaint and have been cheering him endlessly. If you have a lazy afternoon and a bit of a nostalgic heart, tune in to see if Javy’s behind the plate in Atlanta. Braves fans will reward you for your time; hopefully, he’ll do the same in return.

However, the big reacquisition has to be Tom Glavine in a one-year farewell (?) national tour. After breaking hearts four years ago by traveling to the NL East rivals in Flushing, he returns for a final lap around the mound. While it’s likely at this point that he will be headlining an oldies show with little chance at a #1 album, he still has the same old needs just like any traveling band of warriors.

As part of his $8m contract this year, he has full run of a suite on the road. Of course, any good performer has specific requests for his tour. In a Refrigerator Logic exclusive, we’ve secured part of his rider for the suite, pictured below.

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Why We Watch – 2008 Cincinnati Reds

Thursday, February 28th, 2008

There’s 200 days or so of baseball to come this season and it can be quite intimidating to jump into the deep end of the baseball viewing pool.

To help, Refrigerator Logic is providing a list of reasons to watch every Major League Baseball team for the 2008 season. Anyone that’s read all the team lists should be able to pull up the MLB schedule on any day in early June and find reasons to enjoy any contest on the board that night.

Please join in the comments to add your own reasons. Tell everyone why your team is worth three and a half hours of their lives on any given day. Make us care and we’ll be there with a tasty beverage and an appreciation for what you feel each time your team takes the field.

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You Do What You Do, Right?

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Dusty Baker could not be more of a known quantity if he were defined by wavelengths of the orange-red line. He’s precisely what you expect when you hire him: he hates anything invented or discovered before he turned 35. He believes runs are driven in through burly effort, not a result of having men on base. He believes young pitchers were placed on this earth for him to bury mercilessly. He has a keen understanding of genetics. As Christina Kahrl points out repeatedly at Baseball Prospectus, he knows how to use his son as a human shield at press conferences.

He’ll change course only after ramming into the brick wall a few times. He will always favor the older man, single-handedly turning back age discrimination trends in America. He enjoys long walks in the park as long as they’re not with his batters. He’ll happily admit wrong as long as it’s yours.

And, hey, he’s great for a quote and/or an ejection. That’s quality viewing, right?

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Why We Watch – 2008 Texas Rangers

Wednesday, February 27th, 2008

There’s 200 days or so of baseball to come this season and it can be quite intimidating to jump into the deep end of the baseball viewing pool.

To help, Refrigerator Logic is providing a list of reasons to watch every Major League Baseball team for the 2008 season. Anyone that’s read all the team lists should be able to pull up the MLB schedule on any day in early June and find reasons to enjoy any contest on the board that night.

Please join in the comments to add your own reasons. Tell everyone why your team is worth three and a half hours of their lives on any given day. Make us care and we’ll be there with a tasty beverage and an appreciation for what you feel each time your team takes the field.

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I’m a Goddamn Marvel of Modern Science

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You’re Frank Catalanotto.  You’ve got a great shot at a starting slot in left field for a major league ballclub at the age of 34.  Admittedly, it doesn’t promise to be a successful year for the team, but it ought to be a fine season for you.  You trot out to a standing ovation for your Texas Rangers for your home opener.  How fantastic, right?

ph2007021201237.jpgYou glance to your left to see who will be protecting this well-kept ground with you today and you see Josh Hamilton.  Yes, that Josh Hamilton.  The one that spent 2002-2005 with “undisclosed off-field problems” that came in smokable, ingestible, and injectable forms and led to an indefinite suspension from his only viable place of employment.  You were pretty happy for the guy when he was scooped up by the Reds from the Cubs in the Rule 5 Draft last season and crushed the ball.  I mean, hey, there but for the grace of God, right?

But now he’s right over there to your left and he’s got a pretty wild-eyed look to him and you’re not really sure where this guy’s gonna be from play to play, much less September.  You swallow hard.

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Sure, dude wants to win, but he wants to win his way or the highway.  You can kinda see the highway from here for him.  You move a little closer to the left field foul line.

Better keep an eye on this outfield, you think; anything could happen.  The first crack of the bat of the season rifles through your ears and you turn your attention to the ball.

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Why We Watch – 2008 St. Louis Cardinals

Tuesday, February 26th, 2008

There’s 200 days or so of baseball to come this season and it can be quite intimidating to jump into the deep end of the baseball viewing pool.

To help, Refrigerator Logic is providing a list of reasons to watch every Major League Baseball team for the 2008 season. Anyone that’s read all the team lists should be able to pull up the MLB schedule on any day in early June and find reasons to enjoy any contest on the board that night.

Please join in the comments to add your own reasons. Tell everyone why your team is worth three and a half hours of their lives on any given day. Make us care and we’ll be there with a tasty beverage and an appreciation for what you feel each time your team takes the field.

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No Point in Being Cute in an Ugly Situation

This is the best reason to watch the St. Louis Cardinals every season:

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Albert Pujols has nursed a series of injuries that would fell most elephants and many Fielders on the way to compiling the following numbers in seven full seasons: 1091 games played, .332/.420/.620, 282 home runs, 592 walks against 452 strikeouts, one World Series ring.

He is allegedly 28 years of age this year and could possibly keep this up for another decade or so. Simply put, Albert Pujols is appointment television. If he comes to your town, show up early for batting practice. Watching him put ball after ball into the upper deck in center field at Oakland Coliseum should put to rest any concerns you have about the virility and power of the human race. You would be forgiven if you applied your newfound faith into the nearest cult with predominantly red robes.

If you have a fantasy baseball team and someone in your league ever utters the phrase “… trading Albert Pujols for…”, you turn around and punch their nose into their skull. It doesn’t matter how that sentence ends. It could end with “… to secure the funds to finance the final clinical trials for a cure for AIDS” and it would still be a massively unfair trade.

It’s been said that catching an Albert Pujols home run will cure leprosy. (Of course, losing a leprous arm while tussling for an Albert Pujols home run is not covered by this miracle. Please check your ticket for more information.) When Albert Pujols catches a baseball, the ball unravels in excitement. This also happened in 2005 when a young woman tripped down the dugout steps at Miller Park.

In other words, he’s pretty good.

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Why We Watch – 2008 Boston Red Sox

Monday, February 25th, 2008

There’s 200 days or so of baseball to come this season and it can be quite intimidating to jump into the deep end of the baseball viewing pool.

To help, Refrigerator Logic is providing a list of reasons to watch every Major League Baseball team for the 2008 season. Anyone that’s read all the team lists should be able to pull up the MLB schedule on any day in early June and find reasons to enjoy any contest on the board that night.

Please join in the comments to add your own reasons. Tell everyone why your team is worth three and a half hours of their lives on any given day. Make us care and we’ll be there with a tasty beverage and an appreciation for what you feel each time your team takes the field.

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The Most Important Person for the Boston Red Sox Is…

Since most people are familiar with the Boston Red Sox and their two World Series titles in 2004 and 2007, let’s concentrate on a slightly more obscure reason to watch the Red Sox this season. With all the stars of Boston baseball well known by now, focus your viewing energy on the most important man for the Boston Red Sox this season…
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Why We Watch – 2008 Kansas City Royals

Friday, February 22nd, 2008

There’s 200 days or so of baseball to come this season and it can be quite intimidating to jump into the deep end of the baseball viewing pool.

To help, Refrigerator Logic is providing a list of reasons to watch every Major League Baseball team for the 2008 season. Anyone that’s read all the team lists should be able to pull up the MLB schedule on any day in early June and find reasons to enjoy any contest on the board that night.

Please join in the comments to add your own reasons. Tell everyone why your team is worth three and a half hours of their lives on any given day. Make us care and we’ll be there with a tasty beverage and an appreciation for what you feel each time your team takes the field.

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O-o-h Child, Things Are Gonna Get Easier

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Royals Babies, we make our dreams come true
Royals Babies, we’ll do the same for you

Alex Gordon: When your team looks kinda weird and you wish that you weren’t there
Zack Greinke: Just close your eyes and make believe and you can be anywhere (like the World Series!)

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David DeJesús: I like adventure
Billy Butler: I hit home runs
Tony Peña: I love great jokes
Joey Gathright: Joey Gathright dance!
Rany Jazayerli: I’ve got my computer
Alex Gordon: I swing through the air… hey!
Mike Moustakas: I can play, too!
Zack Greinke: And I might get blue hair
Joakim Soria: Me, I throw things
Jimmy Gobble: Gobble gobb… really? This is my lyric? Call my agent!

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Dayton Moore: Is everything all right in here?
All: Yes, Dayton!

Royals Babies, we make our dreams come true
Royals Babies, we’ll do the same for you

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Make dreams come true!
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Why We Watch – 2008 Colorado Rockies

Thursday, February 21st, 2008

There’s 200 days or so of baseball to come this season and it can be quite intimidating to jump into the deep end of the baseball viewing pool.

To help, Refrigerator Logic is providing a list of reasons to watch every Major League Baseball team for the 2008 season. Anyone that’s read all the team lists should be able to pull up the MLB schedule on any day in early June and find reasons to enjoy any contest on the board that night.

Please join in the comments to add your own reasons. Tell everyone why your team is worth three and a half hours of their lives on any given day. Make us care and we’ll be there with a tasty beverage and an appreciation for what you feel each time your team takes the field.

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Second Verse, Same as the First?

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Jaws 2. The Matrix Reloaded. The Sting II. Speed 2: Cruise Control. Weekend at Bernie’s II. Blues Brothers 2000. Mannequin 2: On the Move. Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo.

The 2008 Colorado Rockies?

Admittedly, it’s hard to follow up their first act: winning 274 of their last 89 games to plow to the World Series, where they succumbed quite meekly to the Boston Juggernaut in straight sets.

Everyone can relate on some level to the dream introduced and then deferred nearly as swiftly. The Rockies weren’t seriously considering the playoffs in August, felt predestined for greatness in September, and were planning their winter home improvement projects by Game 3.

It’s difficult to quantify the effects of this on the newfound fans in Denver. Do they drift back to their ski lifts without a second thought? Will Dan O’Dowd see them back in the stands and in the television ratings in the spring, giving him a little more room to work in July?

For the casual fan flipping through the channels, will the Rockies still resonate? Do we still remember the impressive young Tulo and lovable veteran Todd Helton and Yorvit! the Playoff Hero? (If nothing, we should remember the latter for his short-lived Saturday morning cartoon on CBS this winter.)

It would have been hard to believe at the time, but these Colorado Rockies are actually the most nondescript league champions one could ask for. It’s difficult to imagine connecting with those emotional heights again in April or May. Perhaps the first home game in Denver will change all that.

Still… hell, as long as it’s not baseball’s version of Mac and Me, it’ll still be a treat to watch.
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Waiting for Magglio

Thursday, February 21st, 2008

Today in Tuffy History: We wait for the Big Tilde to arrive in camp with a bit of tilde-foolery.