We, of course, see an uptick in Punisher T-shirts sold in rural Nebraska a few years ago and a trespassing charge for watching teenage girls undress in their own homes.  

(Considering the demographics of this blog, we expect that young man is reading now.  Hey, Ryan!)

We’re, howyousayinyourhumantongue… unconvinced.

However, this may also be because we have seen video evidence of alien life ourselves with much more clarity than any grainy CCTV footage could provide.  We have brought this video to you at great personal risk from a powerful cabal whose sole purpose is to prevent us from delivering this to you.  Look quickly before it disappears forever, along with us:

[youtube:http://youtube.com/watch?v=6PLWvSqkDAU]

That shady cabal, of course, consists entirely of NBA lawyers.

(… that I’m open!  Throw it here!)