As found by the ubiquitous MDS (the hardest working man in blog business – read 10 of his articles today and get a free oil change done by MDS himself) at Pro Football Talk, Cedric Benson was arrested last night on a Texas lake by the Texas Park and Wildlife and Lower Colorado River Association. (Yes, they have officers of the law. Yes, we suspect we’d rather take a beating from a parking violations cop.)
(Plenty of room in my boat, ladies; no need to fight)
Benson was arrested for drinking and driving a boat, showing creativity previously unknown for the young man. He also was charged for resisting arrest. We suspect he tried to get away, but he could only make it a few yards before being pulled in. And to this point, he’s only run like he was underwater. How things change in the offseason…
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