(What, you thought we’d go with a “My Cousin Vinnie” or an “African-American” joke? We enjoy a higher degree of difficulty in our dick jokes. Dick joke diving, if you will.)
Yeah. So. Let’s talk about this.
We were rather stridently against the Doug Collins near-selection because of what it represented: an utterly unoriginal mindset built to withstand failure but not to procure success. This would rather be the opposite on a superficial level. It shows bravery by John Paxson to take on an unknown quantity to lead his last charge up Eastern Conference Hill.
Except, of course, it doesn’t. If we had to guess at this early juncture, we’d take hubris and control for the block.
