Posts Tagged ‘fox sports’

Hillary Clinton’s Best Damned Stump Speech

Wednesday, March 5th, 2008
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As reported on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart last night and covered in detail by Slate’s Mike Madden, Hillary Clinton bought valuable time on the sports digital package in southwest Texas to get her message out just before Election Day Tuesday. Madden points out how she appeared on Fox Sports Southwest:

Squeezed between “Spurs Insider” and the (Astros spring training) game, Clinton’s “Texas-Size Town Hall” and a subsequent rally a few miles out of town were among her final gambits in a state where her double-digit lead turned into an apparent edge for Obama and now, in late polls, a dead heat.

Texas-sized, eh? Everyone knows how Texas sports fans are total size queens when it comes to their Presidential candidates.

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Best Damn Stupid Ideas

Saturday, March 1st, 2008

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…barely beating out “Branding the horrific massacre of Israeli athletes as ‘Best Damn Shocking Moment #1′” as the Best Damn Shocking Moment in sports history.

Here’s a hint to Fox Sports and anyone that buys their ultra-cheap clip shows: if you can hear the crunching of dry and brittle bones on each thrust, you should probably get off the corpse.