Here’s a clear shot from the daily Ice Machine, with crystal blue linkage of stories that will refresh you during your lunch break (going at two miles an hour):
- Generalissimo Doug Collins is still the Bulls coach. Mostly. Probably. Jesus, it must be awful to stand behind John Paxson in line at McDonald’s.
- Rick Reilly, mysteriously available for a quote for a story about how he slayed malaria. In other news, Rick Reilly starts next week at ESPN.
- Weegee wizardry found in Indiana garage sale by old women in Indiana. They liked the trunk it was in. ”…though how you could mistake a Weegee for a family photograph, I don’t know.”
- Everyone will soon stop dying of AIDS and malaria (thanks, Rick!) and will instead die of emphysema and this.
- Channing Frye, honey, stop watching Dr. Phil. You’re killing us. And the Trail Blazers.
- Yes, please. Affirmed.
- And since the gymnast stories have already started filtering out…
[youtube:http://youtube.com/watch?v=nuWMRvx1eRI]
Thus establishing the adversarial relationship between Refrigerator Logic and competitive gymnastics.
And the Question of the Day (special guest reader: Mary Lou Retton’s haircut): How much sleep did you actually get last night after the triple-overtime thriller in the NHL Finals? We slept like swaddled babes, thanks.
